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Khamis, 16 Oktober 2008

What A Perfect Definition !!!

Whether Democrat or Republican, Barisan or Pakatan, I think you'll get a kick out of this!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, ''Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People
The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class
And your baby brother, we will call him the Future

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.''

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.
So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room.
Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.

He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father,
''Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.''

The father says,
''Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.''

The little boy replies,

''The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit''

p/s : what a perfect definition !!! hahah!

6 ulasan:

FirAzzurri berkata...

Salam..
hahaha... ape ke punya definition ni bro... tp kalau pikir2 balik ada gak yang betul, cuma president kita dia terlebih 'screw' hahahaha

Laxmana berkata...

to Firazzurri :
Heh! Otak lu geliga... Macam idola lu jugak... Pengganti DSAI tuh... ;)

Zubli Zainordin berkata...

Is Daddy alone doing to Nanny?

What you call the one under her bed?

Double Agent?

Hehehehehe...

Ryu-Watanabe berkata...

z.z. is playing with his imagination too much.......

PENDEKAR berkata...

''The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit''

;-)

Ali 'Imran:26.

Katakanlah: "Wahai Tuhan Yang mempunyai kerajaan, Engkau berikan kerajaan kepada orang yang Engkau kehendaki dan Engkau cabut kerajaan dari orang yang Engkau kehendaki. Engkau muliakan orang yang Engkau kehendaki dan Engkau hinakan orang yang Engkau kehendaki. Di tangan Engkaulah segala kebajikan. Sesungguhnya Engkau Maha Kuasa atas segala sesuatu

kuchalana berkata...

kakakaka... i like this one...

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